We are talking about diseases in 6th-grade science.
Me: Can anyone give me an example of a disease?
(I call on various kids... they name cancer, HIV, etc).
Kid: Erectile dysfunction.
Me: Uh, that's not really a disease... more of a disorder.
Kid: Well, there's medicine for it on TV all the time, so it must be some kind of major problem.
Kid: I'm going to play basketball this year.
Me: Oh yeah? Did you get your tryout packet turned in?
Kid: No, I don't want to go get a sports physical.
Me: Why not? It's no big deal.
Kid: Dude, they touch your man parts.
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